Trump 79 in Excellent Health with Minor Leg Swelling and Bruising, Doctor Says

President Trump remains in excellent health, according to a White House doctor’s recent examination at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. The 79-year-old president is experiencing slight lower leg swelling and benign hand bruising, both of which are described as common, benign, and consistent with frequent handshaking while using aspirin for cardiovascular prevention.

The doctor’s memo stated that Trump’s cardiac function is normal and his mental status is also good, without signs of depression or anxiety. The president was advised to maintain a healthy diet, continue taking low-dose aspirin, increase physical activity, and lose weight further.